I’m Switzerland on the subject
Guns don’t kill people, penknifes do. Luckily, this one doesn’t though because it’s too soft. Constructed out of felt (quelle surprise), sparkly thread and some carefully positioned split pins, this penknife is totally harmless. I made this about a year ago after some orange scissors which have since gone missing which means I’ll have to make another bigger and better pair. How much more of a classic example of “chocolate teapot syndrome” do you need? This thing couldn’t even cut a wet sponge!
